The Meat Locker

The portal into the mind of the Gabemaster. Where his demons are running wild after breaking out of their cages.

Thursday, June 21, 2007

  Por Demanda Popular Pedro Regresa Esta Noche a Sirius Satellite Radio


Despues de su ultima aparicion en el programa Howard Stern's Superfan Round Table en Sirius Satellite & Internet Radio Canal Howard 101 hace dos semanas, el publico a insistido en querer escuchar mas a Pedro. Por eso, esta noche Pedro regresa a ese programa debido a la alta demanda popular. 7PM Est...No se lo pierdan!!

Go Pedro!!

Tuesday, June 05, 2007

  Pedro Back On Sirius Satellite Radio Ch. 101

Este Jueves a la 7 PM en Sirius Satellite & Internet Radio Canal Howard 101, regresa Pedro. El Dominicano chofer de guagua de almacen, mas fanatico del Howard Stern Show re-aparecera en el show Super Fan Round Table. Howard Stern es el locutor de radio mas exitoso de todos los tiempos y

Refiriendose a Pedro, Howard Stern dijo:

"That guy is Terrific!"
1/4/07

Aqui esta el audio de Howard hablando sobre Pedro :

No Se lo Pierdan!!!


Friday, March 23, 2007

  Hombre Con Calembo en El Brazo....

Ey Diablo!....
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Los Rusos son unos verdugos.....El tipo nacio con el bin bin deformado y los medicos se lo cortaron y se lo pegaron al brazo para que le creciera normal. Esta foto es justo antes de que se lo cortaran del brazo para volverselo a pegar entre las piernas con krazy glue.
Las posibilidades de chistes sobre este tipo son infinitas...
Esto es para que las mujeres vean lo que el hombre esta dispuesto a hacer por ellas.
Ahh y por si no me creen aqui esta el link:
Aqui CoÑo!!

Thursday, March 22, 2007

  Tengo un Deseo ENORME de Esto....


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yummy!!!!

  Sanjaya Stayed!

This is hilarious, now Sanjaya is in the top 10! This means Sanjaya, the horrible singer will now go on tour with the rest of the idols this summer. Without a doubt, the Howard Stern effect kept him on the competition. I'll do the same next week. Vote for Sanjaya!!

Tuesday, March 20, 2007

  American Idol...Vote For The Worst

I usually watch the beginning episodes of American Idol, just to laugh at the people who think they can sing. I've never cared for the show once they move on to Hollywood, until now. The king of all media has endorsed the idea from the website votefortheworst.com to vote for the worst singer in American Idol andI am all for it. It will be a great day if the American Idol winds up being a totally horrible singer. So tonight, I encourage everyone to vote for the indian kid Sanjaya and lets crown him the next American Idol ;)


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Wednesday, March 14, 2007

  Feliz Steak & BJ Day!!!

A celebrar CoÑaso!!!


Tuesday, March 13, 2007

  Marzo 14...Mujeres, Mañana Nos Toca A Nosotros.


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March 14th, is the day us men have waited for. The reason we played along on Valentines Day and got you women whatever you liked on February 14 was to ensure you would return the good graces on this day.
March 14th is now officially "Steak and Blowjob Day". Simple, effective and self explanatory, this holiday has been created so you ladies finally have a day to show your man how much you care for him.
No cards, no flowers, no special nights on the town; the name of the holiday explains it all, just a steak and a BJ. Thats it. Finally, this twin pair of Valentine's Day and Steak and Blowjob Day will usher in a new age of love as men everywhere try THAT much harder in February to ensure a memorable March 14th!

Feliz Marzo 14!
www.steakandbjday.com

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Thursday, March 01, 2007

  El Piñata Fucker


Tuesday, February 27, 2007

  Dominicanos...Feliz Dia De Independencia


Wednesday, February 21, 2007

  Thinking About Getting A New Car With a Loan....?

... Instead of throwing your money away by getting a loan for a car, you could get free cars for the rest of your life, and retire rich. Don't believe me? Check out the link below and tell me what you think.

Click here to get some food for thought...
(make sure to turn your speakers on )

Here is the full link: http://www.daveramsey.com/etc/lms/drive_free/player.cfm

Friday, February 16, 2007

  Here, have a Coco...

Hoy estuve borrando files viejos de la computadora, y me encontre con este video que le tome a un coquero la ultima vez que estuve en Santo Domingo (que fue hace demasiado tiempo). Mande el file al recycling bin y despues me puse a pensar, por que no mejor compartir este video con el mundo ya que me fascinan los coco 'e agua? Cuando yo estoy alla, si veo 5 coqueros en un dia yo me bebo 5 cocos. Una de los simples pero grandes placeres de la vida es en un dia caluroso, tomarse un coco 'e agua, bajo la sombra de un arbol de Framboyan.


Disfrutelo, tomese un Coco...


  Yes, I'm A Howard Stern SUPERFAN!

About a year after I first came to the US, I was a curious 11 year old flipping channels on a late Saturday night. I come across this show on New York's channel 9 which had a whole bunch of hot chicks in thongs almost naked. It was The Howard Stern Show and my life was never the same. Since I didn't understand much of what was said I came to think that Howard was some sort of rock star. I had no idea this was the TV version of the greatest radio show that has ever existed, and arguably the greatest show in the history of entertainment. I watched it religiously, not only did it have hot chicks, they did really crazy fun stuff, like dropping bowling balls on parked cars from the rooftop of a building. Wholesome pre-teen fun! Yeaaah!

Then one Saturday night, The Show was no more. It was replaced by some bullshit cross breed imitation of Howard Stern and Cristina, called the Richard Bey show. Saturday night sucked once again, I thought Howard was gone forever. Four or five years flew by and once again I'm flipping channels on a late night and I find Howard on the E! channel. I noticed this show was taped while he was on the radio, and the next morning, I woke up and tuned to 92.3 FM in NYC.

It was unbelievable, I was laughing at the most miserable point of my day: the trip to school.
I've been waking up to Howard every morning, ever since then. A couple of years later his movie Private Parts came out. It only reinforced that I was a fan of the most revolutionary radio show in history, I was a fan of the True King of All Media. Whether my life has been going good or bad, in turmoil or not, one thing has remained constant, I start every day in a good happy mood thanks to The Howard Stern Show. Despite being the most fined broadcaster in history, and the government limiting freedom of speech more and more (thanks to a 40 year old tit of Janet Jackson) Howard kept delivering. But then he said Fuck the FCC and found the way to broadcast his show completely uncensored.

On December of 2005 Howard left terrestrial radio or what many of us call "old fashioned, boring, censored, testicular radio"and made the leap to a new medium starting a new revolution on Sirius Satellite Radio. I watched the whole thing live on yahoo and it was a celebration of Freedom. I agree with Howard when he said that "we are the last of a dying breed".
Sirius Satellite (and now Internet) Radio created the venue for that Revolution. Not only do you get UNCENSORED radio, but you get over 100 commercial free music stations. They made Howard one of the biggest paid entertainers in history (500 Million Dollars over 5 years). He deserves it. I made the switch to Sirius and I will NEVER go back to testicular, old, boring, radio.

On January 9th 2006, the Revolution began. The Howard Stern Show was finally 100% censorship free and freedom couldn't sound any sweeter. Yes, I am part of drying breed, a breed that helped bring a Revolution. Yes, I'm a Howard Stern Superfan.

  Medicine For My Soul



This is the English version of the song below...courtesy of Guavaberry.net Enjoy...


Wednesday, February 14, 2007

  Happy Vday

"Love is when you can trully see, the beautiful person behind those pretty eyes..."
--The Great PITUFOXS--


Tuesday, February 13, 2007

  Lo Que Pasa Cuando Hacemos Conclusiones Sobre Alguien, Sin Intentar de Caminar en Sus Zapatos...

From "The Seven Habits of Highly Effective People" by Stephen Covey:

...one Sunday morning on a subway in New York people were sitting quietly--some reading newspapers, some lost in thought, some resting with their eyes closed. It was a calm, peaceful scene.
Then suddenly, a man and his children entered the subway car. The children were so loud and rambunctions that instantly the whole climate changed.
The man sat down next to me and closed his eyes, apparently oblivious to the situation. The children were yelling back and forth, throwing things, even grabbing people's papers. It was very disturbing. And yet, the man sitting next to me did nothing.
It was difficult not to feel irritated. I could not believe that he could be so insensitive as to let his children run wild like that and do nothing about it, taking no responsibility at all. It was easy to see that everyone else on the subway felt irritated, too. So finally, with what I felt was unusual patience and restraint, I turned to him and said, "Sir, your children are really disturbing a lot of people. I wonder if you couldn't control them a little more?"
The man lifted his gaze as if to come to a consciousness of the situation for the first time and said softly, "Oh, you're right. I guess I should do something about it. We just came from the hospital where their mother died about an hour ago. I don't know what to think, and I guess they don't know how to handle it either."...

 

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